Tuesday, April 25, 2006

snooker!

oh joy, just realised last time i was writing this it was ronnie time, and happy days its back again... :)

go ronnie!

(bet he doesn't have a cat.....)

i feel i bit defiled!

I know i shouldn't be surprised about the net, but you leave your blog for a year and you get some spam comments! brilliant, as enough isn't coming through my inbox...

anyway i thought i'd better update the blog as its amazing what can happen in a year, and all the adventure might excuse my absence...

1) got new job - still teaching but well teaching.. i feel a bit depressed writing it really, but then it is the start of term and day 2 of school dinners is a little like a slap in the face after two weeks of potnoodle infront of diagnosis murder...

2) got new man and a ring, looks like it might be mrs mog soon..... only he comes with a cat :s not something i'd like any closer than a restraining order could ensure... but i have plans for the cat..... ....... ......... (although from the look in its eye it's quite likely it has plans for me - only a few days ago it decided to show me its real character showing me some pidgeon massacre at the bottom of the stairs, evvviillll, not that being a londonner i like pidgeons but thats not a nice way to go.... plus, i'm a bit insulted, as i was informed by one of my students that a cat will only bring a dead one if it thinks i'm too stupid to kill it myself, that it would have been an honour to get a live one!).... just you wait my furry little nemesis...

3) Moving out of willesden! I'm off to the countryside to make home with the man and the demonic fur ball, its terrifying, i know the locals are going to stare :(

anyway thats been about it really, but it has been pretty chaotic (mostly the school cat issues!)

Anyway i think i'd better try and work out how to stop spam comments.... dum dee dum.... or i could just watch that telly program about the norfolk boy who won the lotto while on parole... where's the remote....

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

woops forgot

http://unlikelysecretary.blogspot.com/

In state of decay..

I've been done in by the bbc! Well not me personally but the school i teach in....

'Tonight on an election special we report from two very different schools, angel high, state of art, and mine, state of decay'!
the lil sods, they said there were coming in to see our young people taking an active involvement in politics! slandered! used! And you could just about see my foot...

anyway the snooker ticks along, go ronnie!

If anyone does read this today before 8pm, check out channel5 at 8pm, think there may be some footage from the school! exposee week!

I'd better put a link in too my flatmates blog, as he is the one who started all this, have been meaning to for awhile, his is a lot better, and much much more frequent!

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

umm... oh dear...

oi oi
long time no blog...

update: survived my teaching frmal assessment, the lil buggers were lil angels! :) not entirely sure, but i think they may have been drugged in their PSHE lesson.... joy! Only irradiated about two today... things are on the up!
other news, had a bit of a trauma over the last couple of weeks, inadvertantly sort of started going out with two people at the same time, it really wasn't my fault, i should stress that now, really i blame them both, anyway i think i may be going out with a nerd! argh not sure how this happenned, but well, um... yeasss, recorded doctor who for him last weekend :s .... mmmm...anyway is quite a nice nerd, seems a little afraid of the phone but... :D seems er entertaining
..having just read that last bit, realised didn't sound very positive, oops, no really am quite happy with the situation..
..that sounded even worse...

right things to do:
- must do some work
- must learn to like children more
- must be less lazy bout new man
- must must buy polaroid film
- check on allotment

excellent feeling more organised already....

ooh while i'm at it...

things must not do:
- shout 'Oi' in class (not v professional)
- eat mango chutney with pringles
- imagine ronnie o sullivan is my husband
- imagine ronnie o sullivan doing anything....
- tape over doctor who

ooh 'down with the kids' spot:
this week i got called 'proper blood miss' - good thing apparently
better than 'f**king dread' from the week before.....

Thursday, February 24, 2005

taking my time...

oi oi!

its about time i updated this with my latest adventures, so here we go...

Well my holidays/study time! are over and i have started my new school to be known here as 'beelzebub high'. This week i observed my classes (argh!) and i start teaching them next week. I really am quite worried; this week, it being a bit snowy, i was warned that there were year 9 snipers on the roof... :s

but on a good note, just in case i get locked in a cupboard, i've painted my nails with glow in the dark nail varnish... :) hehe i really am gonna get slaughtered!

right more soon, only i have to read the takeaway menu!

Monday, February 07, 2005

post bender...

Well its been 6 days, 6 days of drinking and i think i've reached my limit... it all started with a few innocent drinks with the teachers last tuesday, then with some more on wednesday, then there was the birthday meal, then the birthday party, then a godawful housewarming where drinking was the only option, and finally a drunken roast dinner where i subjected everyone to 'airplane' and got up to some serious misbehaving.... am feeling it now... have lost all sense of perspective.. I have to stop this now as it now makes not one sober night since turning 25.. am a disaster!! hardly an educational role model :s
argh, now the channel four news is telling me the horrors of binge drinking, i'm not even in the red section, am off the scale! must be dead already!

...slump....

Monday, January 31, 2005

putting off work....

What do you call an insect on the moon.....











... a lunatic :) hehe

Sunday, January 30, 2005

back off the wagon

back on the cigs :(

this is probably due to a little incident on thursday night...

I have/had a bit of a hair situation, as in after some blond/blue experimenting i had to go all conservative to appear a responsible teacher - so i went brown ( i realise now i'm going slightly off the point..), only the horror of my natural blond grew back and as i discovered on thursday with a white hair... a white one! not even a grey one, i'm not prematurely aging, but AGED! Now i want to know if this just a freak one, or is it the beginning of the end? Will i be white haired by summer? What about baldness!? does this come next? Should i admit defeat and get a blue rinse (or a nice lavender one?) All in all it isn't helping my mid twenties crisis... am beginning to wonder what other signs of aging i will get before i hit thursday...

Anyway a little bottle has solved the problem temporarily... :)



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